laoliu 于 2000/04/06 22:02:45 发表在 汉英
Chatroom Transcript: Farewell, my fair one; or Kiss my ass, bitch!
http://www.bjyouth.com.cn/Bqb/20000407/GB/4211^D0407B3210.htm 有删节
li_jiaqi:吻别
swordfz:“我们分手吧!”“好的……我送你上车吧。”“不用了,谢谢!”“那好吧,再见!”“再见!”
summerholiday:“希望你以后过得比我好,假如你想起我,就来找我!”“我会的,不管怎么我们都是好朋友!”“请你相信我一直都在爱你。”“我相信。但我要离开你。”
tracyying:在陪他走完一段很漫长的路以后,与他面对面地说:“我们就走到这里为止吧!”
sunny18:理想的分手是两个人都能坦然、平静地面对,没有任何人因此而受到伤害,甚至影响到以后的生活。
bbfoot:分手场面从来就不曾理想过……
kun1113:如果可以说BYE的话,那么已经是永远的朋友了。一声不响,不带走丝毫的东西,也不留下一丝的痕迹,几个月或几年在其和其圈内的朋友面前人间蒸发。
max888:大家面对面说清楚,免得日后拖泥带水。最反对那些人在电话里或写信说分手。既然分手了,也要大大方方地去面对。
dennis1950:分手总要在雨天,看见他身后的那个她。我挥一挥手,说道:再见了,我最亲爱的人。
hua_ann:打个电话:我们分手吧!
cym222:殉情固然美丽,但更多的恋人是用另一种方式殉情的———他们结婚了。
matthaus:如果她真让你痛不欲生,你又真下定决心要死,不如让她下去陪你。
blueqiqi:我会为情痛苦,却不会为此结束生命。自杀有可能会使个人得到解脱,却会使家人痛苦。为一个不爱你的人,去伤害爱你的人,太不值得了!
yuhui.lony:要人命的情……可怕。
frankshen:“谢谢你曾给我的爱,我会珍视它们。谢谢你给我上的这一课,让我更为成熟。”
Kiss goodbye, goodbye kiss.
"I have to go and I'm not coming back, dear." "O.K., let me walk you to the bus stop." "No, thanks, I'm fine." "O.K., so long." "So long."
"Have a good life for me, and if you feel lonely, I'm always here!" "Sure, we'll always be friends." "Trust my eternal love for you." "I do. Now let me go, you loser."
After a long, long walk on the beautiful bridge, look him in the eye and say, "If you love me, jump!"
The perfect scenario is, after a 10-hour yoga session, you sit down with your significant other and transmit your Dear Xiaoliu message telepathically. He picks up his meditation mat and leaves quietly. No lasting impressions, no stirred minds.
Never have I seen a bloodless battle...
I'd be a saint if I ever said bye. I usually levitate and move myself on flatulent propulsion, like a hovercraft, you know, without leaving a trace. Within months or years or decades, I'm as good as a pile of spontaneous combustion residue to her and hers.
I hate being dumped over the phone or by postal delivery. If you're going to have me decommissioned, let's have a face-to-face powwow.
It was raining. She was behind him. I waved at her like a goddamn fool and muttered, "Ciao, my dearest."
I just called to say I love you not!
Praised be the martyrs of love. F**ked be the prisoners of matrimony.
If you're dying for her love and you're dying anyway, well, just go die you sorry bastard!
I love to suffer for love's sake, but that's where I draw the line. It ain't worth it to kill yourself for the loveless one, only to hurt your loved ones.
Love to die for...love.
Thank your for the leftover in the fridge. It'll ripen my mind.
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Are you so sure? Please try to translate this manifesto of mine into Chinese!
作者:a sassy scorn - 2000/04/06 23:59:50
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Going Through The House
by Claire Braz-Valentine
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I don't care
really I don't.
I can remove you from my life
throw you out
like last year's calendar.
So you want another woman.
So fine.
I'll start with the refrigerator,
remove your peanut butter,
your hot sauce,
that stupid stuff you put on your steaks,
and the last piece of the cake I made for your birthday
I'll put them,
no I'll throw them,
I will smash them to smithereens in the garbage can.
I'll go through the closet,
grab that shirt of yours
that I used to wear in the garden
the sock you forgot in the corner
wad them up
tear them up
shred them
take them into the street and
drive my car over them
get them out of my sight.
I'll yank that smart ass teddy bear
you bought me for Christmas
right off of my bed pillow
rip its seedy little eyes out
wipe that wise ass grin off its face
hang its skin from a nail
on the tree you planted.
Then I'll kill the tree.
I'll take every card you ever gave me
not read those dumb sappy lies anymore
about how you'll love me forever,
burn them up, pulverize them into cat litter.
I can do it with my eyes closed.
I'll get that picture from the living room
that you bought at the flea market
and rip it up,
flush it down the toilet.
You always had rotten taste anyway.
I'll yank clothes that you liked me to wear
off their hangers,
go to Goodwill.
Go to hell.
Give them to her, the new woman,
but as you say .
she's so much smaller than I. Who gives a shit?
I sure don't.
I'll get all my cleaning supplies
scrub the whole house
get your prints off.
Take a hot bath,
no a scalding one, get your prints off me,
cut my hair,
paint my fingernails.
You always hated that,
wear the big earrings you said are flashy,
and lot's of the perfume that made you sneeze,
get your smug scumsuckitig voice off my answering machine,
not forward your mail,
return it to sender,
tell them you died.
I'll do these things
I really will
I don't care
really I don't.
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Oh sweet revenge!
作者:laoliu - 2000/04/07 01:33:35
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Hell hath no fury than a grrrl scorned! 谁想翻的话:
Godwill is a nonprofit organization in the U.S. that takes in used clothing and everything else as donations and resell them. The proceeds go to poor people, theoretically anyway.
your smug scumsuckitig voice
I'm sure something is misspelled here
又:原文登载在《北京青年报》上,放在这里只是好玩罢了。
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ok, should be "your smug scumsucking voice"
作者:a sassy scorn - 2000/04/07 01:56:18
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噫!一为潇洒一情痴
作者:hz - 2000/04/07 15:05:59
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Very interesting quotation and translation and poem. Might have tried to translate the poem were it not for my real homework. After all, haishi bu fenshou ba! :-)
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有趣!妙人妙思妙语。
作者:北美 - 2000/04/08 08:37:48
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