所有王老五们的安慰--糟糕，多用了一个“们”字，要被余先生骂了

因为楼下XQ的一句笑话，有些“暗自神伤”，赶紧找了一篇小文安慰自己
WHY DOGS ARE BETTER THAN WIVES

Dogs don't cry.
Dogs love it when your friends come over.
Dogs don't care if you use their shampoo.
Dogs think you sing great.
A dog's time in the bathroom is limited to a quick drink.
Dogs don't expect you to call them when you're running late.
The later you are, the more excited dogs are to see you.
Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.
Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dogs name.
Dogs are excited by rough play.
Dogs don't mind if you give their offspring away.
Dogs understand that farts are funny.
Dogs can appreciate excess body hair.
Anyone can get a good looking dog.
If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it.
Dogs don't shop.
Dogs like it when you leave lots of things on the floor.
A dog's disposition stays the same all month long.
Dogs never need to examine the relationship.
A dog's parents never come to visit.
Dogs love long car trips.
Dogs understand that instincts are better than asking for directions.
When a dog gets old and starts to snap at you incessantly, you can shoot it.
Dogs like beer.
Dogs don't hate their bodies.
No dog ever bought a Kenny G. album.
No dog ever put on a hundred pounds after reaching adulthood.
Dogs never criticize.
Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
Dogs never expect gifts.
Its legal to keep a dog chained up at your house.
Dogs don't worry about germs.
Dogs don't want to know about every other dog you have ever had.
Dogs like to do their snooping outside, as opposed to your wallet, desk or sock drawer.
Dogs don't let magazine articles guide their life.
Dogs would rather you buy them a hamburger than a lobster dinner.
You never have to wait for a dog, they're ready 24 hours a day.
Dogs have no use for flowers, cards, or jewelry.
Dogs don't borrow your shirts.
Dogs never want a foot rub.
Dogs enjoy heavy petting in public.
Dogs find it amusing when you are drunk.
Dogs can't talk.
Dogs aren't catty.
Dogs seldom outlive you.

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• 我怎么没有找到xQ惹您暗自神伤的帖子呢？我一定替您出这口气！ - xy 20000606151412
  • 不好意思，又拼错了，是XY，就是你，你还装:-( - HONEYFOX 20000606154451
• You are absolutely right, - xy 20000606153704
• It is offensive. - bm 20000606153904
  • If it offend you，I apologize。仅仅是王老五们的自我解嘲，绝没有冒犯广大妻子们的意思 - HONEYFOX 20000606155648
    • 是的，是的，不然为什么有那么十全十美的dog 陪着，还暗自神伤呢，我想bm君是乍一看就作出了反应，细看就知道其实还是明白老婆比狗好:-))) - xy 20000606161123
      • 还是XY善解人意 - HONEYFOX 20000606165224
      • 谢您的好意。别担心。 - bm 20000606165655
      • 对，“饱汉得晓饿汉饥”呀，我的好同志！：-) - 野草 20000607091447
    • 道歉不敢当。如果有同事拿此文给我看，我也会直说not to my taste. 希望没有扰乱您的兴致并对您的好风度致谢。 - bm 20000606165523
      • 狗比妻子更可爱的原因 - FML 20000606200235
        • 纵使狗有43般利，难见几人娶“狗”妻:-)))))) - kidding 20000607090028
        • 下文完全属于逻辑推理，请广大老公们不要往心里去，当然自动对号入座是您的自由:-) - XY 20000607095000
          • 酷！充分体现对“人狗际”关系的深刻理解。老公们必读，接受老婆再教育！：-) - 野草 20000607103104
            • 家兄，您不是损我吧？要不就是深感家嫂教育多年，受益非浅， - XY 20000607113231
    • If it offendS you，I apologize! - Last Hermit 20000606222644
      • 谢隐士君 - HONEYFOX 20000607065544

我怎么没有找到xQ惹您暗自神伤的帖子呢？我一定替您出这口气！

不好意思，又拼错了，是XY，就是你，你还装:-(

You are absolutely right,

It is offensive.

If it offend you，I apologize。仅仅是王老五们的自我解嘲，绝没有冒犯广大妻子们的意思

是的，是的，不然为什么有那么十全十美的dog 陪着，还暗自神伤呢，我想bm君是乍一看就作出了反应，细看就知道其实还是明白老婆比狗好:-)))

还是XY善解人意

谢您的好意。别担心。

对，“饱汉得晓饿汉饥”呀，我的好同志！：-)

道歉不敢当。如果有同事拿此文给我看，我也会直说not to my taste. 希望没有扰乱您的兴致并对您的好风度致谢。

狗比妻子更可爱的原因

纵使狗有43般利，难见几人娶“狗”妻:-))))))

下文完全属于逻辑推理，请广大老公们不要往心里去，当然自动对号入座是您的自由:-)

酷！充分体现对“人狗际”关系的深刻理解。老公们必读，接受老婆再教育！：-)

家兄，您不是损我吧？要不就是深感家嫂教育多年，受益非浅，

If it offendS you，I apologize!

谢隐士君