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A man will pay $2 for a $1 item, if he wants it.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want because it's on
sale.

A woman worries about her future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find that man.

To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a
little.
To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and don't expect to
understand her at all.

Married men live longer than single men,
but married men are a lot more willing to die.

Any married man can forget his past mistakes,
there's no reason for two people to keep track of the same things.

A woman marries a man expecting him to change, and he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting her not to change and she does.

A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

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• 哈哈哈哈，谢谢，受够了妇女同志的气，还写出这么幽默的东西逗她们笑，有风度，大丈夫:-)))) - XY 20000607200138
  • 请问“以人为本”英文怎么说，谢了。 - elle 20000607210245
    • Humanistic （碰巧在线，就替史姑娘回了） - tian xin 20000607211102
      • 谢谢tian xin，elle君可能是借空问个问题，要问我，我还得现查字典呢！ - XY 20000607212912
        • 感谢二位，经常拜读二位发表的文章，如雷贯耳。 - elle 20000607214607
          • 雷？有那么大动静吗？我还以为是和风细雨润无声呢！ - xy 20000608091324
• An Addendum - The Yeti 20000608014742
  • Well, little friend, you are no women, how can you be so sure what we women think of it? By the way, - xy 20000608091114
    • Not in my case ! (no offence intended.) - The Yeti 20000608124747
      • Haha, speaking of slow-paced computer hardware, - laoliu 20000608131343
        • Must be one of these 4MB 25 MHz machines! They were considered as state of the art only a few year ago! - The Yeti 20000609021927
          • Freudian slip again. I used "these" instead of "those" because I have one sitting right here. - The Yeti 20000609023307

哈哈哈哈，谢谢，受够了妇女同志的气，还写出这么幽默的东西逗她们笑，有风度，大丈夫:-))))

请问“以人为本”英文怎么说，谢了。

Humanistic （碰巧在线，就替史姑娘回了）

谢谢tian xin，elle君可能是借空问个问题，要问我，我还得现查字典呢！

感谢二位，经常拜读二位发表的文章，如雷贯耳。

雷？有那么大动静吗？我还以为是和风细雨润无声呢！

An Addendum

Well, little friend, you are no women, how can you be so sure what we women think of it? By the way,

Not in my case ! (no offence intended.)

Haha, speaking of slow-paced computer hardware,

Must be one of these 4MB 25 MHz machines! They were considered as state of the art only a few year ago!

Freudian slip again. I used "these" instead of "those" because I have one sitting right here.