The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the EU rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiation, the British government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five year phase-in plan that will be known as Euro-English.
In the first year the soft "c" will be replaced. Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of the "k". This should klear up konfusion and keyboards kan have one letter less.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replased by the "f". this wil make words like"fotograf" 20per sent shorter.
In the third year publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkorage the removal of double leters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and should be don away with.
By the fourth yer peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" wit "z" and "w" wit "v". During ze fifz yer ze unesasary "o" can be dropd from Vords kontaining "ou" and similar changs vud of kors be aplid to ozer Kombinasins of leters.
After ziz fifz yer ve vil hav a reli sensibil riting. Zer wil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evryvun wil find it ezi tu onderstand ech ozer Ze drem vil finaly hav kum tru.