The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service, at a hotel in Asia which was recorded and published in the Far East Economic Review magazine...
ROOM SERVICE:"Morny, Ruin sorbees"
GUEST:"Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service"
ROOM SERVICE:"Rye..Ruin sorbees..morny! Djewish to odor sunteen?"
GUEST:"Uh yes... I'd like some bacon and eggs"
ROOM SERVICE:"Ow july den?"
GUEST:"What?"
ROOM SERVICE:"Ow july den?...pry, boy, pooch?"
GUEST:"Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please."
ROOM SERVICE:"Ow july dee bayhcem...crease?"
GUEST:"Crisp will be fine."
ROOM SERVICE:"Hokay. An san tos?"
GUEST:"What?"
ROOM SERVICE:"San tos. July San tos?"
GUEST:"I don't think so"
ROOM SERVICE:"No? Judo one toes?"
GUEST:"I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo one toes' means."
ROOM SERVICE:"Toes! toes!... why djew don toes? Ow bow singlish mopping we bother?"
GUEST:"English muffin!!! I've got it! You were saying "Toast." Fine. Yes, an English muffin will be fine."
ROOM SERVICE:"We bother?"
GUEST:"No...just put the bother on the side."
ROOM SERVICE:"Wad?"
GUEST:"I mean butter...just put in on the side."
ROOM SERVICE:"Copy?"
GUEST:"Sorry?"
ROOM SERVICE:"Copy...tea...mill?"
GUEST:"Yes. Coffee please, and that's all."
ROOM SERVICE:"One minnie. Assruin torino fee, strangle ache, crease baychem, tossy singlish mopping we bother honey sigh, and copy...rye?"
GUEST:"Whatever you say"
ROOM SERVICE:"Tendjewberrymud"
GUEST:"You're welcome"
(I got it from my friend, it said it had been nominated the best e-mail of 1999!)