Just for a change 于 1999/11/10 02:40:15 发表在 汉英
> TO BE HAPPY WITH A MAN, YOU MUST LOVE HIM A LITTLE AND UNDERSTAND HIM
> A LOT.
>
> TO BE HAPPY WITH A WOMAN YOU MUST LOVE HER A LOT AND NOT TRY TO
> UNDERSTAND HER AT ALL.
> > ~~~~
> A WOMAN MARRIES A MAN EXPECTING HE WILL CHANGE, BUT HE DOESN'T.
> A MAN MARRIES A WOMAN EXPECTING SHE WON'T CHANGE, BUT SHE DOES.
> > ~~~~
> A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving
> down the same road. As they pass each other, the woman leans out of the
> window and yells PIG.
>
> The man immediately leans out of his window and replies, BITCH. They each
> continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes
> into a pig in the middle of the road. >
> If only men would listen.
> > ~~~~
> A man is walking along a California beach when he stumbles across an old
> lamp. He picks it up and rubs it, and out pops a genie. The genie says
> "OK,OK You released me from the lamp, blah, blah, blah. This is the fourth
> time this month and I am getting sick and tired of granting all
> these wishes, so you can forget about three. You only get ONE wish"
>
> The man sits down on the sand and thinks about it for a while. Finally he
> says "I've always wanted to go to Hawaii but I'm scared of flying and I
> get very seasick. Can you build me a bridge to Hawaii so can drive over
> there?"
>
> "That's impossible" shrieks the genie. "Think of the logistics of that!
> How would the supports ever reach the bottom of the Pacific? Think of how
> much concrete that would take, how much steel. No! Absolutely not!! Think
> of another wish."
>
> So the man sits there a minute and tries to think of a really good wish.
> Finally he says "I've been married and divorced four times. Each of my
> wives has said that I don't care and that I am insensitive. So, I wish
> that I could understand women .... really know how they feel inside
> and what they are thinking when they give me the silent treatment ... know
> why they are crying ... know what they really want when they say
> 'nothing'.... know how to truly make them happy...." >
> The genie says, "You want that bridge two lanes or four?"
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yah, I posted similar stuff less than a month ago. enter, please!
作者：Mrs Geoff - 1999/11/10 19:27:05
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Pig Tales
发言者:Mrs Geoff
发表时间:1999年10月18日 00时18分03秒
来自:IP隐匿
A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving
down the same road.
As they pass each other, the woman leans out of the window and yells, "Pig!"
The man immediately leans out of his window and responds by calling the
woman an ugly name.
They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next curve, he
crashes into a pig in the middle of the road.
(From Jokeline, Denver Rocky Mountain News, New Life Day, 1999.)
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The difference between a contribution and a commitment is the difference
between bacon & eggs. The hen makes a contribution. The pig makes a commitment.
(From the Non Sequiter comic strip by Wiley)
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(and I would never dream of telling this one: Why can't men get mad cow
disease?--because all men are pigs!--because it, of course, is wildly
inappropriate on genteel Academic Discussion, where the talk is nothing but academical, &
all academics above 18:-)
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Thh-thh-thh-That's All Folks!
("I'm suing"-Sir Porky Pig)
What can u expect of a pig except a grant? forgiven 1999年10月18日 01时12分40秒 (2)
well he might have said "bitch"! to match 1999年10月18日 11时54分23秒 (0)
Grunt!/ Kidding 1999年10月18日 07时05分59秒 (0)
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A few changes on “Men and Women”*
作者：Also for a change - 1999/11/11 02:52:46
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To be happy with a man, you must fully understand him and deeply love him.
* To be happy with a woman, you must love her faithfully and understand her tolerantly.
A woman marries a man expecting he won't change, but he does.
A man marries a woman expecting she will change, but she doesn't.
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I see. You, three of you above, are complaining about men...
作者：paraphrasing - 1999/11/11 19:40:24
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>>A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
Here a man is depicted as stubborn. A woman is tolerant enough to marry him in a hope that he might change his way of life to be more accommodating to his wife, but he doesn't.
>>A man marries a woman expecting she won't change, but she does.
Here a man expects his woman would stay as young and beautiful as before their marriage, but she can't resist the force of Nature.
>>A woman marries a man expecting he won't change, but he does.
Here a woman expects that his man won't change his heart and mind, but he does.
>>A man marries a woman expecting she will change, but she doesn't.
Here a man expects his woman will change and become more family oriented, but she doesn't and, instead, continues her pursuit of a productive career.
Well, it's subject to a variety of interpretations. I'd appreciate it if the three original posters above will throw some light on the rationale behind their respective citations.
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