Please sent $5 for a good cause.

Dr.Jekyll

汉英

Dear Sirs and Madams,
I am an Indian and my wife is Indonesian. We were walking down
the street one day with a group of friends composing of Russians,
Romanians, and Scandinavians, when I accidentally bumped into
an African American. I immediately apologized by saying "sorry you
dirty no good mother -------".
The guy, for no reason at all, became very angry and splat on my
face and said to all of us, "All you nians, and sians are no good.
You are all despicable people. No wonder you were called Indonesians,
Indians and Russians etc..."
Well, ladies and gentlemen, you can see how insulted I was and
how much I hurt inside. All our proud people were put down by the
way the English language describes us. Why do they have to use
this insulting suffix to describe our people ?
Every place I go, I see people with endings of -an (LIke Mexicans,
Americans, Koreans) and -ese (like Chinese, Portuguese), treated
with respect and adoration, but as soon as you mentioned that
you are Indian or Indonesian, you were look down upon.

Fellow countrymen (and women), it's time to demand a change
in the English vocabulary. Let us rid ourselves of this
hateful suffix of -ians. We should be called Indans and Indonesans.
This discriminating "i" must be taken out.
Make no mistake about it, this will be a long and arduous effort
and will require a lot of money. Therefore I appeal to all of you
to support this mighty effort by donating you hard earned,
after-tax dollar to this noble project.
Send as little as $5 and you will get a beautiful 2"x4" membership
card to the Get rid of "i" society .
For $50 , you also get a 1 year free membership in my
blindchauvanist society.
For $500, you get a beautifully hand painted 8"x10" certificate of
membership plus free membership in my friend, Mr.Hyde's
"flat earth society."

Don't wait. Every minute some nationals with an ending of -ian
is being verbally abused somewhere. Act now and sent the
money, by money order, visa, American Express or just
cold cash to
The Account of Dr.Jekyll
Swiss Bank of the Gullible.
Geneva,
Switzerland.

Thanks, and all power to you.